Temple Crag: the rock that we didn't climb.
Peter Croft would have done every route on Temple Crag in 2 hours, solo and barefoot in a snow storm.
Thunderbolt to Sill Traverse: The Traverse we didn't do.
Peter Croft would have trail ran this thing. After he did every route on Temple Crag barefoot and solo in a snow storm.
Frazier jumping off of the boulder that he did almost trundle on top of himself. This event did kill my mojo for Thunderbolt to Sill.
Peter Croft doesn't trundle boulders.
Lounging that we did.
Peter Croft doesn't know the meaning of the word "lounge".
Frazier and I napping all afternoon at the base of Temple Crag: activities we did.
Peter Croft doesn't sleep.
Laurel Mountain: Yep, we certainly did fuck this one up too.
Peter Croft did this car to car in 3 hours. True story.
Looking down the gully: We didn't onsight the 5.2.
Peter Croft doesn't understand what "5.2" means.
We did realize that we are huge gumbies, we did get off route, and we can't read a supertopo.
Peter Croft writes better guidebooks than Supertopo.
Despite all of this, we did read the Croft guide and we did summit!
Peter Croft summits. Always.
Frazier did pose on the summit.
No known photos of Peter Croft actually exist. Does Peter Croft actually exist?
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I miss you guys.
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